fiat uno at border

A little Irish Humor


In honor of St. Patrick’s Day……

Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.  Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four.”

“Quattro is just the name of the automobile,” the Scotsmen retorts in disbelief. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.”

“You can not pull that one on me,” replies Paddy “Quattro means four.  You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.”

The Scotsmen replies angrily, “You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!”

“Sorry,” responds Paddy, “Murphy is busy at the fence with 2 guys in a FIAT Uno.”

fiat uno at border

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

Please drink and drive responsibly.

Safford FIAT of Fredericksburg

4535 Lafayette Blvd, Fredericksburg, VA

540 898 7200 / 888 904 4977

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